name:

Kim's are normally really hot woman. They have smoking bodies and are drop-dread gorgeous. They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends, not to mention a hot body! They are completely adorable, but often get mistreated or understood by men. There hot body often make them very attractive, and most are blonde and complete sweeties.
All boys want a kim, because they are are so fucking sexy.
jon: That girl is so sexy, she is such a kim
Matt: Yeah, i really wanna fuck her
Jon: Nah, I want her as my girlfriend
Matt: you will have to fight me first

age:


Arguably the worst age to be when yer shit isn't quite together yet. Yeah you still go out and are the bee's knees when it comes to entertainment. But them ladies want more (why dammit?!)

On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening!
Girl: Hey cutie, how old are ya anyways?
Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE!
Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion?


friend:

Hardcore clubbing whore. Talks loudly. From an European background. Plasters on orange consealor, applys white cover up to lips. Chills on "Gino hill" in Canadas Wonderland then goes to Timmies in her boy friends civic.
Known to say;
"I wear tight azz parasuco jeanz,and lil belly topz,and im not taller then my boyfriend,
I live in Brampton,and i know solid guyz in woodbridge,
I go to colossus at least 2 timez a week,
and i drive my daddyz GSR!!!
i dont know anything about anything, but im certain that im good.
I wear adidaz/nike shoez almost everywhere i go.
i believe in everything tight at clubz,not baggy shit
i wear DIESEL.........not FUBU
i wear my clubgear everywhere i go.
im a loud mouth and not afraid to admit it, and yez my boyfriend wearz flarez and spendz more time on hiz hair then i do.
ginaz are the solidest brawdz,the FIRST ones to point out that some1 iz brutal..and the BEST dressed regardlezz of where they go.
And i pronounce it "All kynz", not "all kinds" when asked "were there any solid guyz at the club?"
I can proudly show dat im a gina by sitting in the front seat of my boyfriendz civic
acting like a prissy hoe iz mandatory
going to coffee shopz IZ a daily occurance.
our music iz,dance,freestyle,techno,tran ce,house and EURO
and stevie b IZ the best of all freestylerz.
Z-103.5 iz our station
and yez we use GLOWSTICKZ when we dance 2 our music
GINAZ are the sexiest bitchez
the FIRST chickz to start a catfight
and the BEST of brampton
AND WE ARE GINAZ!!"

"EvErY GiNa NeEdS a GiNo"

"LoVe Me? MiNt
HaTe Me? EvE

what i should be doing:

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

birthplace:

A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas--Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most "downstaters" resent everything and everyone from Chicago.
Visitor: Where are you from?
Illinois Guy: I'm from Peoria, Illinois.
Visitor: Where's that? Near Chicago?
Illinois Guy: No, it's about 50 miles west of Bloomington.
Visitor: Where's Bloomington?
Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It's near Chicago.

birthsunsign:


Gemini is a sign that runs from May 21st to June 20th. Geminis are Creative, artistic, Nice, Intellectual, Individualistic, Outgoing and Compassionate. On the other hand they can also be inconsistent, nervous, nosy and lazy at times.
Gemini's Likes include:

-Talking
-Writing
-Adventure
-Variety in life

Their Dislikes include:

-Boring things
-Labor (such as school)
-Repitition; being in a rut
-Conformity
-Strict People

last person you talked to ÆTHER-VOID

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.
egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon


"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."

and a name you go buy:


1. to overwhelm with surprise or sudden wonder; astonish greatly.
2. Slang. very impressive.
wow, look at her. she just pulled an Angelique..